Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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