I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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