Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But break dance skills will only take you so far
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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