too bad you live with your parents still
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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