Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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