Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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