We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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