hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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