I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Found your dick twin last night
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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