Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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