I'm jealous of your bromance
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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