I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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