You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
