Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I had to cum in my sink.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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