i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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