Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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