You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You need a sexual gate keeper
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
