I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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