We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i will never coherently bang her
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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