Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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