the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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