i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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