I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Come see our sink grown plant.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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