Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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