Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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