DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
this will be a night to untag.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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