dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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