She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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