4 words: hood of his car
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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