Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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