Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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