If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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