She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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