no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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