Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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