New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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