I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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