i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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