So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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