If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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