I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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