# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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