Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You dont lie about slip and slides
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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