she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I would ride that face into the sunset
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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