i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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