Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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