She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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