yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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