Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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