You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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