I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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