Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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