Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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