I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All I want is dick and wine.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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