Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I won the penis lottery.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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