She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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